Texts My Uncle Sends

August 5, 2009

5. Tyson Chicken is hiring at 22.55 an hour and when I told them about all your experience handling cocks......Well..... You start monday!

9:54pm | URL: http://textsmyunclesends.tumblr.com/post/156812825/5-tyson-chicken-is-hiring-at-22-55-an-hour-and-when-i

July 21, 2009

4. Let's test the way u think: thepenisinmymouth. Did u read: the pen is in my mouth Haha hell no u didn't!

7:06pm | URL: http://textsmyunclesends.tumblr.com/post/146372194/4-lets-test-the-way-u-think-thepenisinmymouth-did-u

July 2, 2009

3. A teenage girl asked her mom if it was true that babys came from where boys put thier penis. Mom said yes. Girl asked wont that break my jaw.

1:25pm | URL: http://textsmyunclesends.tumblr.com/post/134256047/3-a-teenage-girl-asked-her-mom-if-it-was-true-that

July 1, 2009

2. Are u ok? Call me asap! I saw the short bus flip over on tv and I know u dont like 2 wear ur helmet cuz its hard to lick the window

5:54pm | URL: http://textsmyunclesends.tumblr.com/post/133739593/2-are-u-ok-call-me-asap-i-saw-the-short-bus-flip

1. What's the meanest thing you can do to a person? Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet

5:50pm | URL: http://textsmyunclesends.tumblr.com/post/133737189/1-whats-the-meanest-thing-you-can-do-to-a-person

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