Texts My Uncle Sends
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A collection of text messages I receive from family members
August 5, 2009
5. Tyson Chicken is hiring at 22.55 an hour and when I told them about all your experience handling cocks……Well….. You start monday!
9:54pm
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July 21, 2009
4. Let’s test the way u think: thepenisinmymouth. Did u read: the pen is in my mouth Haha hell no u didn’t!
7:06pm
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July 2, 2009
3. A teenage girl asked her mom if it was true that babys came from where boys put thier penis. Mom said yes. Girl asked wont that break my jaw.
1:25pm
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July 1, 2009
2. Are u ok? Call me asap! I saw the short bus flip over on tv and I know u dont like 2 wear ur helmet cuz its hard to lick the window
5:54pm
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July 1, 2009
1. What’s the meanest thing you can do to a person? Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet
5:50pm
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